The time to begin most things is ten years ago. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Life goes faster on protein. ~Martin H. Fischer
Volunteers are love in motion! ~Author Unknown
I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. ~Roger Caras
America is a great big heart attack. ~Carrie Latet
Anyone can be an angel. ~Author Unknown
Virginity can be lost by a thought. ~St. Jerome
It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter. ~Nathaniel S. Borenstein
Live as you will wish to have lived when you are dying. ~Christian Furchtegott Gellert
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn
Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame. ~Adam Duritz, "Mrs. Potter's Lullaby," performed by Counting Crows
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. ~Ambrose Bierce, Epigrams
It's still possible to be a cockeyed optimist these days - you just have to be a little more cockeyed. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving evidence of the fact. ~George Eliot, Impressions of Theophrastus Such, 1879
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. ~Winston Churchill
Never lose sight of the fact that old age needs so little but needs that little so much. ~Margaret Willour
We should give meaning to life, not wait for life to give us meaning. ~Stacy
Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. ~Confucius
Apologizing - a very desperate habit - one that is rarely cured. Apology is only egotism wrong side out. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table
I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contain'd. I stand and look at them long and long. They do not sweat and whine about their condition.... Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things, not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago, not one is respectable or unhappy over the whole earth. ~Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass
Money doesn't talk, it swears. ~Bob Dylan
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. ~Bella Abzug