funny basketball quotes

Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them. ~Andrew V. Mason



Americans always try to do the right thing after they've tried everything else. ~Winston Churchill



The writer writes in order to teach himself, to understand himself, to satisfy himself; the publishing of his ideas, though it brings gratification, is a curious anticlimax. ~Alfred Kazin, Think, February 1963



The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor. ~Wilma Scott Heide



In the happiest of our childhood memories, our parents were happy, too. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



He gave the world another world. ~George Santayana



The first step... shall be to lose the way. ~Galway Kinnell



I have scarcely touched the sky and I am made of it. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



We can be Knowledgeable with other men's knowledge, but we cannot be wise with other men's wisdom. ~Michel de Montaigne



What we remember from childhood we remember forever - permanent ghosts, stamped, inked, imprinted, eternally seen. ~Cynthia Ozick



Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche



A friend is the only person you will let into the house when you are Turning Out Drawers. ~Pam Brown



Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let me label you as they may. ~Mark Twain



Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out. ~James Bryant Conant



Hunger is not the worst feature of unemployment; idleness is. ~William E. Barrett



In the end, poverty, putridity and pestilence; work, wealth and worry; health, happiness and hell, all simmer down into village problems. ~Martin H. Fischer



The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. ~Gabriel Garcia Marquez



As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible. ~Bill Vaughan



A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short. ~Andre Maurois



Visitors should behave in such a way that the host and hostess feel at home. ~J.S. Farynski