Only the man who has enough good in him to feel the justice of the penalty can be punished. ~William Ernest Hocking
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. ~Author Unknown
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~Marge Piercy
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness. ~Joseph Conrad, Under Western Eyes, 1911
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. ~Author Unknown
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. ~Andre Norton
If the anti-abortion movement took a tenth of the energy they put into noisy theatrics and devoted it to improving the lives of children who have been born into lives of poverty, violence, and neglect, they could make a world shine. ~Michael Jay Tucker
Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. ~Author Unknown
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette
Tattoo. What a loaded word it is, rife with associations to goons, goofs, bikers, tribal warriors, carnival artists, drunken sailors and floozies. ~Jon Anderson, "Epidermal Dalis," Chicago Tribune, 6 October 1994
Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground. ~Author Unknown
Luck runs out but safety is good for life. ~Author Unknown
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~Monica Edwards
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton
Up to five goals is journalism. After that, it becomes statistics. ~Author Unknown
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. ~J.K. Rowling, "Padfoot Returns," Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the character Sirius Black
Vanity is the quicksand of reason ~George Sand
The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. ~Charles Kuralt, On the Road With Charles Kuralt
Unlike poetry and music, the art of history is cumulative. ~John Clive, Not By Fact Alone
We're all accidental soldiers in the army of life. ~Terri Guillemets
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. ~Faith Whittlesey
Never is a long, long word, but it's less frustrating than "God knows when." ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us." Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are not like us." Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction. ~Charles R. Magel
