God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you?" ~William A. Ward
Never does the human soul appear so strong as when it forgoes revenge, and dares forgive an injury. ~E.H. Chapin
Everyone is born a king, and most people die in exile. ~Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance, 1893
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~Albert Einstein
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. ~Ambrose Bierce
Today, there are three kinds of people: the have's, the have-not's, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have's. ~Earl Wilson
My sons think it's a fireman's pole, but I forgot to cut a hole through the ground into the kitchen. ~Pamela Anderson
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. ~Indira Gandhi
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. ~Andrew Mason
A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers. ~African Proverb
Fire and gunpowder do not sleep together. ~Proverb
When you catch bugs early, you also get fewer compound bugs. Compound bugs are two separate bugs that interact: you trip going downstairs, and when you reach for the handrail it comes off in your hand. ~Paul Graham, "The Other Road Ahead," 2001
Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated. ~Paulette Bates Alden
America, for me, has been the pursuit and catching of happiness. ~Aurora Raigne
Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. ~Bill Meyer
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~Author Unknown
Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie. ~Author Unknown
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. ~Author Unknown
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. ~Bobcat Goldthwaite
But words are things, and a small drop of ink, falling like dew, upon a thought, produces that which makes thousands, perhaps, millions, think. ~Lord Byron, Don Juan, 1819
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious. ~George Bernard Shaw
If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous. ~Desmond Bagley
It is not how big you are, it's how big you play. ~Author Unknown
Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa. ~Bob Veale, 1966
