Hank Hill. He's a republican, maybe he can help you poor souls out. He's definitely my favorite republican, stand-up guy, and has managed to survive twelve seasons. King of the Hill is a great show, it was even named one of the top 100 greatest television shows of all time by Time magazine in 2007. Even as an animated series, they've had more success than the republican party.
No really, why not? Their current leaders Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, and Sean Hannity don't hold political positions, and we all know they are quite the CHARACTERS. Seems to me Hank Hill is perfectly qualified.
