armor of god coral

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton



Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions. ~Author Unknown



Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you ~Bennett Cerf



Happiness is sharing a bowl of cherries and a book of poetry with a shade tree. He doesn't eat much and doesn't read much, but listens well and is a most gracious host. ~Astrid Alauda



One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore... and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. ~John Updike, Assorted Prose



Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and gets nowhere. The moment is the only thing that counts. ~Jean Cocteau, Professional Secrets, 1922



Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat. ~Mark Twain



Cockfighting was illegal in Oklahoma until 1963, when a judge ruled that chickens are not animals and therefore unprotected by anticruelty laws. ~U.S. News & World Report, 6 December 1999



Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. ~John Dewey, The Quest for Certainty, 1929



Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. ~George du Maurier



Find out the reason that commands you to write; see whether it has spread its roots into the very depth of your heart; confess to yourself you would have to die if you were forbidden to write. ~Rainer Maria Rilke



Life always bursts the boundaries of formulas. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantiere



Living in this modern toxic world, we are all slowly being poisoned to death. ~Carrie Latet



My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember. ~Author Unknown



Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody. ~Moms Mabley



My poverty is not complete: it lacks me. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and, cold and dry, thinks of her sewing when she's making love. ~Ovid



Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity. ~James Thurber



Many things grow in the garden that were never sown there. ~Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732



You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. ~Max Beerbohm