fathers day quotes

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. ~Bill Vaughan



As long as I can I will look at this world for both of us. As long as I can I will laugh with the birds, I will sing with the flowers, I will pray to the stars, for both of us. ~Sascha, as posted on motivateus.com As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death. ~George Bernard Shaw



I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105. ~Bob Hope



The evening papers print what they do and get away with it because by afternoon the human mind is ruined anyhow. ~Christopher Morley, Kitty Foyle



Eggs cannot be unscrambled. ~American Proverb



Anticipation makes the hard-on longer. ~Itsby Stevintary



The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change. ~Eng's Principle



A horse can lend its rider the speed and strength he or she lacks, but the rider who is wise remembers it is no more than a loan. ~Pam Brown



This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 3



Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. ~Thomas C. Haliburton



Faith makes the discords of the present the harmonies of the future. ~Robert Collyer



Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. ~P.J. O'Rourke



Never judge a book by its movie. ~J.W. Eagan



A busy mother makes slothful daughters. ~Portuguese Proverb



Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect. ~Theodore Parker



A religion can no more afford to degrade its Devil than to degrade its God. ~Havelock Ellis



Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it. ~Albert Smith



Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head, and knows not that it brings abundance to drive away the hunger. ~Saint Basil



Heaven is blessed with perfect rest but the blessing of earth is toil. ~Henry van Dyke



A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com