funny quotes in hindi

You know those days when you've got the mean reds.... the blues are because you're getting fat or maybe it's been raining too long. You're sad, that's all. But the mean reds are horrible. You're afraid and you sweat like hell, but you don't know what you're afraid of. Except something bad is going to happen, only you don't know what it is. ~Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1958, spoken by the character Holly Golightly



There is no national science just as there is no national multiplication table; what is national is no longer science. ~Anton Chekhov



The reverse side also has a reverse side. ~Japanese Proverb



The time is always right to do what is right. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.



Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~Dennis Miller



Instinct is the nose of the mind. ~Madame De Girardin



A place where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. ~Robert G. Ingersoll



We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe it. ~Don Marquis



No man can follow Christ and go astray. ~William H.P. Faunce



Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ~Lewis Carroll



The world is full of fools and faint hearts; and yet everyone has courage enough to bear the misfortunes, and wisdom enough to manage the affairs, of his neighbor. ~Benjamin Franklin



Work to ride and ride to work. ~Author Unknown



The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried. ~Mignon McLaughlin



The future is called "perhaps," which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the only important thing is not to allow that to scare you. ~Tennessee Williams, Orpheus Descending, 1957



There's something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs. ~Bill Vaughan



Every woman must admit, and every man with as much sense as a woman, that it's very hard to make a home for any man if he's always in it. ~Winifred Kirkland



The more sympathy you give, the less you need. ~Malcolm S. Forbes



A sensible man will remember that the eyes may be confused in two ways - by a change from light to darkness or from darkness to light; and he will recognize that the same thing happens to the soul. ~Plato