I've been reticent to mention this because I feel like it might be a little too personal. However, I need all of your help. My wife has been pregnant the last nine months.
Last night, our baby was born. Despite my protests, she wouldn't go for the name Bonesaw Michaeljordan Kerby. I don't know why not, either. But since it was the start of the NBA season last night, she agreed to let me name it after whoever I want. I've got some ideas.Might go with the 'best player in the game' strategy.
LeBron Treymes Kerby
Might try to make him more exotic.
Pau Kerby
Might go old-school.
Bill Kerby
Might go new-school.
Blake Kerby
Might go for the best look.
Dirk Nowitzkerby
This is basically the most important decision of my life, so I need your help.
What do you think?
