Takers Takes The #1 Spot

Okay... if you didn't go see Takers this weekend, you most def need to be at the theaters SOON!!  The movie was absolutely the bizness, and the fact that they gave you nothing BUT yumminess to look at throughout the whole thing just added to enjoyment.  Idris Elba, O-M-G... I don't think I can come up with words to express how FINE that man is, and the accent just adds to his sex appeal.  There is one scene in particular (you'll know when you see it) that caused me to SCREAM (literally scream) out in the theater like a maniac ROFL!!

Anywho, the movie beat out it's competition and came in as the #1 movie for the first weekend.  T.I. mentioned to BET that they are already in talks of a prequel to the movie to tell the background of each character. That should be HOT!! Congrats to the cast and crew.  This will MOST def be in my movie collection when it goes to DVD, gotta have it!!!

Last night when I got home from visiting with my fam I realized that I'd missed the dang MTV Movie Awards. Talking about somebody being HOT, ughh.. Well, after seeing pics from the event I'm even more upset that I missed em, from the pics it looks like it was PURE COMEDY!! Check out some of the celebs hitting the red carpet.

GOOOO LINDSEY.. chick looks GOOD!! Loving that look ;)

Tip... doing, Tip!! Gotta luv it, this man is rocking Bucks and still looks fly as hell (I had some black and white junts like that back in the day LOL)!





Mikey Tyson and his wifey.. looks like they're expecting another little one



I like this dress on Snooki





Scarlett Johansson looks great!

Samuel L. Jackson

Russell Brand

Christina Aguilera

Diddy and Tyrese

Nicky and Paris Hilton

Darrin Henson, oh wow!! What in the hell were you thinking? Was that bandana thats on your head over your eyes while you got dressed? I'm hella confused, just like that outfit. WOW!

Check MORE DISH for pics from the show.. HILARITY indeed!!

Katy Perry rocked blue hair.. it looks cute on her (not for an every day look tho)

Tom Cruise and Jo Lo.. LOL



Well DAMN, Christina.. This is how you come back hitting the stage?



Kelly Rowland and David Banner

Zac Efron is such a cutie..

The Twilight crew... I cant wait for Eclipse to hit theaters

Tom Cruise is ignant LMAO.. I loved him in Tropic Thunder



I'm gonna have to stop posting pics of Tip... I have to break from blogging and pray every time I look at him.. SMH



Snoop, those pants... Really? LOL. Gotta luv Snoop tho ;)

Sandra Bullock accepting her award, it was too funny

Ken Jeong from The Hangover.. WTH is he doing? I HAVE to find this clip LMAO

HAAAAAAAA.. he knows he'll show his azz with the quickness, LITERALLY!!

I'll post some clips as they become available

Joe Alexander Attends a Screening of The Dark Knight

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GET TO SEE THIS MOVIE EARLY! IT'S GOING TO BE OUT OF THIS WORLD!

Joe's friend: Sssssshhhhh.

YOU JERKS! YOU KNOW I'M WHISPERING RIGHT NOW! I HATE ALL OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID VOLUME-CONTROLLED VOICES!

Joe's friend: Easy, Joe.

SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE UP, CHAS! LET'S WATCH THE MOVIE!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS HEATH LEDGER'S LAST MOVIE?! HE'S TERRIFYING IN THIS! DON'T GO IN THERE, BATMAN! DON'T DO IT!

Joe's friend: You can't say things like that, Joe.

I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT CHAS! THIS IS AMERICA! IF I WANT TO TELL A FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT HE SHOULD BE WARY OF CHASING A MANIAC NAMED THE JOKER THAN I WILL TELL HIM THAT! YOUR MOTHER WEARS COMBAT BOOTS!

Joe's friend: Excuse me?

I SAID THAT I LIKE BATMAN'S BOOTS, YOU JUICEBAG!

Joe's friend: Did you just call me a juicebag? I don't even know what that means.

THAT WAS UNDER MY BREATH! YOU SERIOUSLY ARE A JUICEBAG THOUGH! TOTAL JUICEBAG!

THIS MOVIE IS SO GREAT! WE'RE LUCKY NO ONE WAS HERE TO RUIN IT!

Kevin Garnett Intenses Summer Movies

Special to Ze Blowtorch, Kevin Garnett reviews the latest summer movies.

Iron Man

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The Love Guru

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Get Smart

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The Happening

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Don't Mess with the Zohan