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- "Oh, hey. You're DeShawn Stevenson."
- "Wow. There's a tattoo on your throat."
- "I bet that hurt."
- "Is that Abe Lincoln?"
- "Hmmm..."
- "Oh, there's a crack on your forehead."
- "What's that about?"
- "So, you don't crack, but you got a crack tattoo?"
- "I'm kinda confused."
- "You're saying the only way you crack is if you decide to crack yourself with ink?"
- "I guess it kinda makes sense when you put it that way."
- "What about in the winter, when your skin is really dry? I crack like crazy then."
- "Chapstick helps."
- "Not sure I get the 9 on your face."
- "No, that's not right."
- "No matter how far away I am, it's still a 9."
- "Seriously."
- "It's still a 9 from here."
- "I really don't get your tattoos."
- "Anyways, nice to meet you. Good luck with your face and neck tattoos."
