Kemba Walker Gets Robbed at Gunpoint

The police are currently in route to Madison Square Garden to take Notre Dame guard Ben Hansbrough into custody for an alleged armed robbery which took place this morning before the Big East Tournament got under way.  Eye witnesses claim they saw the 6'3" senior guard holding Connecticut star and fellow Big East stand out, Kemba Walker, at gun point outside MSG at approximately 8:33 AM.  Hansbrough apparently made off with the Big East Player of the Year award.


Ok, so I made all of that up.  But, the fact that Hansbrough won POY over Walker is a crying shame.  Take a look at the stat lines from the two players this year:

Player

GP

MIN

PPG

RPG

APG

SPG

BPG

TPG

FG%

FT%

3P%

Ben Hansbrough

30

35.0

18.5

3.8

4.2

1.3

0.1

2.3

.492

.818

.451

Kemba Walker

30

37.4

23.1

5.2

4.3

1.8

0.2

2.0

.426

.792

.358

I know that stats don't always tell the entire story but in what world did Hansbrough have a better season than Walker?  I mean this just makes zero sense to me. 

Without Kemba Walker that Connecticut team wouldn't have won 10 fuckin' games, not 10!  This is the most bullshit thing I've seen in 30 years.