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Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Jerry Jones Says "Slooooow Down"


Jerry Jones is mad at someone.

Contract holdout Gregg Ellis? Nope.
T.O.? Nope.
New coach Wade Phillips? Not him either.
Redskins owner Dan Snyder? Probably, but he isn't who we are talking about.

Jones is actually a little miffed at his new defensive coordinator Brian Stewart for having the audacity to have the defensive lineman...ugh, it is so disgusting I can barely even say it...he dared to have the defensive linemen run sprints:

Jones was upset with defensive coordinator Brian Stewart after Stewart made the defensive linemen run sprints Monday that left Hatcher with a strained left hamstring.

At a coaches meeting following practice, Jones was angry about the drill being run without the players warming up.

Hatcher was injured when Stewart made the linemen run during special teams practice Monday at the Alamodome. Hatcher, who tied for the team lead with seven quarterback pressures last season, is day-to-day, and he has a slight limp.


Seriously, what on earth was Stewart thinking? Asking a defensive lineman to run more than a few feet at a time? At least Jerry Jones is around to protect these precious creatures, as he obviously appreciates the rare and fragile beings that are linemen. Can't Stewart understand that special teams practice is a time for linemen to drink Gatorade, lie down, have grapes fed to them by concubines, and just generally be fawned over? Jones might need to re-think his hiring of Stewart, I mean, who wants a coach that is actually trying to make the team better?

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