cute happy birthday quotes for friends

One should always play fair when one has the winning cards. ~Oscar Wilde



It is not hard to learn more. What is hard is to unlearn when you discover yourself wrong. ~Martin H. Fischer



No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. ~Ellen Glasgow



Why march to the beat of your own drummer when you can skip? ~Dave May, as posted on iskip.com



The trouble with, "A place for everything and everything in its place" is that there's always more everything than places. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



It's hard to make up your bed while you're still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



We are wide-eyed in contemplating the possibility that life may exist elsewhere in the universe, but we wear blinders when contemplating the possibilities of life on earth. ~Norman Cousins



We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once. ~Calvin Coolidge We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once. ~Calvin Coolidge



If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? ~Author Unknown



Like a lot of fellows around here, I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. ~Billy Casper, about golf's Senior Tour



The future has a way of arriving unannounced. ~George F. Will



The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. ~Joan Rivers



By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. ~Phyllis Diller



It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball. ~Pete Sampras It's only a matter of inches, but skipping gets me just that much closer to heaven. ~Jessi Lane Adams



Life has the name of life, but in reality it is death. ~Heraclitus, Eustathius ad Iliad



My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn. ~Louis Adamic



Certain shades of limelight wreck a girl's complexion. ~Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1958, spoken by the character Holly Golightly



The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. ~Fran Lebowitz



I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker. ~Voltaire



I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ~Douglas Adams