quotes for old pictures

Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak. ~Author Unknown



Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. ~Margaret Atwood



It would indeed be a tragedy if the history of the human race proved to be nothing more than the story of an ape playing with a box of matches on a petrol dump. ~David Ormsby Gore



The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory, in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system. "But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil." Matthew 5:37 ~Author Unknown



Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to. ~Author Unknown



He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned. ~Author Unknown



For someone who likes tattoos, the most precious thing is bare skin. ~Cher



You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word. ~Elizabeth Bibesco



Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself. ~Francis Meehan



The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. ~Burton Hillis



Necessity does the work of courage. ~Nicholas Murray Butler



History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil. ~Joseph Heller, Good as Gold



They never touch it: consider what an explosion



If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret



I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it? ~Author Unknown



Just around the corner in every woman's mind - is a lovely dress, a wonderful suit, or entire costume which will make an enchanting new creature of her. ~Wilhela Cushman



I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed. ~Nancie J. Carmody



One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem. ~Alexander Jodorowsky



I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. ~Sherry Glaser



Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws. ~Charles Simmons