funny girl quotes

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. ~Judith Viorst



There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. ~Mark Twain



It is the safest of times, it is the riskiest of times.... What the Dickens is going on here? ~Denton Morrison, on chemicals, technology, and risk, quoted in National Academy of Sciences, Improving Risk Communication, 1989



I think I don't regret a single 'excess' of my responsive youth - I only regret, in my chilled age, certain occasions and possibilities I didn't embrace. ~Henry James



Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne



Undoubtedly the desire for food has been and still is one of the main causes of political events. ~Bertrand Russell



There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. ~Steve Martin There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing? ~Peter Andrews



The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. ~Cher



Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough. ~E.W. Howe



Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. ~Franklin P. Jones



If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed. ~Lily Tomlin



A liberal education... frees a man from the prison-house of his class, race, time, place, background, family and even his nation. ~Robert Maynard Hutchins



Who hath a better friend than a cat? ~William Hardwin



The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. ~Sam Levenson, You Don't Have to Be in "Who's Who" to Know What's What



You do not lead by hitting people over the head. That's assault, not leadership. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower



What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another? ~Alan Paton



The best way to predict your future is to create it. ~Peter Drucker



Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. ~Frank Moore Colby



When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute - and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity. ~Albert Einstein



An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Benjamin Franklin