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I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat



A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather. ~Judith Merkle Riley



The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. ~Portuguese Proverb



Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. ~Author Unknown



In thoughts from the visions of the night, when deep sleep falleth on men... ~Job 4:13



Who dares to teach must never cease to learn. ~John Cotton Dana



A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. ~Franklin P. Jones



On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks. ~Jon Stewart



The better the gambler, the worse the man. ~Publius Syrus



It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he is in love, drunk, or running for office. ~Shirley MacLaine



Primitive tribes were certainly convinced that the spirit, having escaped from the body at death, retained a replica of its earthly tenement. They therefore used tattoo marks as a means of identification in the next world and a passport to future happiness. ~Ronald Scutt



Organized slaughter, we realize, does not settle a dispute; it merely silences an argument. ~James Frederick Green



The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain. ~Ronald Firbank The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain. ~Ronald Firbank



Fresh air impoverishes the doctor. ~Danish Proverb



Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial. ~Seneca



To crop or not to crop, that is the question. ~Author Unknown



Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. ~George Will



The scholar only knows how dear these silent, yet eloquent, companions of pure thoughts and innocent hours become in the season of adversity. When all that is worldly turns to dross around us, these only retain their steady value. ~Washington Irving



An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. ~Arnold Glasow



Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony