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Thursday, April 28, 2011

funny friends forever quotes

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What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? ~Gerald Barzan



You are worried about seeing him spend his early years in doing nothing. What! Is it nothing to be happy? Nothing to skip, play, and run around all day long? Never in his life will he be so busy again. ~Jean-Jacques Rousseau



Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on all the time. ~Charlotte Perkins Gilman



A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to. ~Author Unknown



Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs. ~Tom Wolfe



I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they'll find me like a strip of bacon - a streak of lean and a streak of fat. ~Texas Guinan



A small man can be just as exhausted as a great man. ~Arthur Miller



We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be. ~Jane Austen



No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter, Chapter XX "The Minister in a Maze" No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter



If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice. ~Meister Eckhart



The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. ~Oscar Wilde



Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself. ~Thomas J. Watson



Within all of us is a varying amount of space lint and star dust, the residue from our creation. Most are too busy to notice it, and it is stronger in some than others. It is strongest in those of us who fly and is responsible for an unconscious, subtle desire to slip into some wings and try for the elusive boundaries of our origin. ~K.O. Eckland, "Footprints On Clouds"



In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours. ~Mark Twain



History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley



Fathers and sons are much more considerate of one another than mothers and daughters. ~Friedrich Nietzsche



Books are immortal sons deifying their sires. ~Plato



Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius. ~George Bernard Shaw



A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. ~Author Unknown