funny jealousy quotes

From our ancestors come our names, but from our virtues our honors. ~Proverb



Keep your fears to yourself but share your courage with others. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. ~Susan Easterly



The wise man reads both books and life itself. ~Lin Yutang



Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb



It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. ~H.L. Mencken



Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it. ~Author Unknown



The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.



I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. ~Elisabeth Foley



Man can starve from a lack of self-realization as much as... from a lack of bread. ~Richard Wright, Native Son, 1940



A lawyer's brief will be brief, before a freethinker thinks freely. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that man may become robots. ~Erich Fromm



Successful enterprises are usually led by a proven chief executive who is a competent benevolent dictator. ~Richard Pratt



Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them. ~Horizon, "Electronic Frontier"



It's better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash. ~Author Unknown



There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it. ~Author Unknown



Perhaps nobody has changed the course of history as much as the historians. ~Franklin P. Jones



Hamlet: Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?



A lady, with whom I was riding in the forest, said to me, that the woods always seemed to her to wait, as if the genii who inhabit them suspended their deeds until the wayfarer has passed onward: a thought which poetry has celebrated in the dance of the fairies, which breaks off on the approach of human feet. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "History"