funny quotes about exams

What I mean is that if you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else. That forces you to sort it out in your own mind. And the more slow and dim-witted your pupil, the more you have to break things down into more and more simple ideas. And that's really the essence of programming. By the time you've sorted out a complicated idea into little steps that even a stupid machine can deal with, you've certainly learned something about it yourself. ~Douglas Adams



Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you ~Bennett Cerf



Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action. ~James Russell Lowell



No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. ~Robert Kirby



Needlepoint: the delicious art of filling in holes with wool. ~Carole Berman and Jennifer Lazarus



Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~Mary Bly



Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 18



See, the human mind is kind of like... a pinata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the pinata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience. ~Jane Wagner



Freaks are the much needed escape from the humdrum. They are poetry. ~Albert Perry



Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. ~Lamartine



How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young? ~Paul Sweeney



Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. ~Author Unknown



The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. ~Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Mark Twain



Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. ~Martin H. Fischer



There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Whatever a man prays for, he prays for a miracle. Every prayer reduces itself to this: "Great God, grant that twice two be not four." ~Ivan Turgenev



The pleasures of ignorance are as great, in their way, as the pleasures of knowledge. ~Aldous Huxley



Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. ~Lucius Annaeus Seneca



Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. ~Andre Norton



Visitor's footfalls are like medicine; they heal the sick. ~African Proverb