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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. ~George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, "Maxims: Education," 1905



I am getting old and the sign of old age is that I begin to philosophize and ponder over problems which should not be my concern at all. ~Jawaharlal Nehru



Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. ~Colin Sautar



Vanity dies hard; in some obstinate cases it outlives the man. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



The best-dressed woman is one whose clothes wouldn't look too strange in the country. ~Hardy Amies



Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ~Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack, July 1735



Don't offer a neurotic happiness - he'll never take it. There's a bout of misery keeping him perfectly content. ~Terri Guillemets



Hug a police officer. It's the law! ~Author Unknown



The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress. ~Andre Gide



If Prometheus was worthy of the wrath of heaven for kindling the first fire upon earth, how ought all the gods honor the men who make it their professional business to put it out? ~John Godfrey Saxe



Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a good example of a contact sport. ~Duffy Daugherty



Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~Rita Mae Brown



I don't like a guy with flowers. It means he's done something he shouldn't. The bigger the bouquet, the younger she was. ~Coupling, "Nine and a Half Minutes," original airdate 10 May 2004, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Sally I don't like a man to be too efficient. He's likely to be not human enough. ~Felix Frankfurter



When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money. ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard, Hoss Sense and Nonsense, 1926



A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses. ~George Bernard Shaw



I wish life had an Undo function. ~Author Unknown



To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader



It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. ~Hugh Allen



People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December. ~Ogden Nash