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Thursday, April 28, 2011

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What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind. ~Cleveland Amory



All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance. ~Theodore M. Hesburgh



If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. ~Author Unknown



Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody. ~Moms Mabley



It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help. ~Epicurus



Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons



Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. ~Dave Barry



Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



If names are not correct, language will not be in accordance with the truth of things. ~Confucius



There is no such thing as a list of reasons. There is either one sufficient reason or a list of excuses. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw



There aren't enough days in the weekend. ~Rod Schmidt



Never trust spiritual leader who cannot dance. ~Mr. Miyagi, The Next Karate Kid, 1994



Crossing over the boundaries we've been taught to live within is a tough business. But I'm getting the idea they're not so formidable. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



A problem is a chance for you to do your best. ~Duke Ellington



I'm a curling addict - I need a hit, and I want to get stoned! ~Author Unknown



Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. ~Michael Sinz



If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. ~Douglas Adams



If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



The excursion is the same when you go looking for your sorrow as when you go looking for your joy. ~Eudora Welty