cute funny quotes about love

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb



The most decisive actions of our life... are most often unconsidered actions. ~Andre Gide, The Counterfeiters, 1926



Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. ~Douglas Jerrold



There are 70 million books in American libraries, but the one I want to read is always out. ~Tom Masson



The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep. ~E. Joseph Cossman



I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end. ~Fred Couples



He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation... For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent.... We, therefore... solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States. ~The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies, 1776



An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. ~Nicholas Murray Butler



People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made. ~Otto Bismark



The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal seductiveness of life. ~Jean Giraudoux



Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics. ~Leighann Lord



The greatest discoveries of science have always been those that forced us to rethink our beliefs about the universe and our place in it. ~Robert L. Park, in The New York Times, 7 December 1999



I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. ~Lyndon B. Johnson



We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ~La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 We would often be ashamed of our finest actions if the world understood all the motives which produced them. ~Duc de La Rochefoucauld



No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers. ~Author Unknown



With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. ~Josh Billings



He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his own disposition will waste his life in fruitless efforts. ~Samuel Johnson



Few rich men own their property; the property owns them. ~Robert Ingersoll, speech, New York, 29 October 1896



The inertia hardest to overcome is that of perfectly good seconds. ~Martin H. Fischer