friendship quotes that make you cry

When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously, so what we know as fate is two neuroses knowing that they're a perfect match. ~Jeff Arch, Nora Ephron, and David S. Ward, Sleepless in Seattle



No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. ~E.W. Howe



It is only when we silent the blaring sounds of our daily existence that we can finally hear the whispers of truth that life reveals to us, as it stands knocking on the doorsteps of our hearts. ~K.T. Jong



My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~Henry Youngman



You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~Trey Parker & Matt Stone, South Park



Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell. ~Edna St Vincent Millay



In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late. ~Kin Hubbard



He who lends a book is an idiot. He who returns the book is more of an idiot. ~Arabic Proverb



Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor Beauty without colour seems somehow to belong to another world. ~Murasaki Shikibu



O, wind, if winter comes, can spring be far behind? ~Percy Bysshe Shelley



I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play. ~Lee Trevino



Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.



Modesty: The art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are. ~Source Unknown



Commerce, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Cynic's World Book, 1906



In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. ~Thomas Jefferson



The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. ~Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929



The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1. ~Author Unknown



Men may scoff, and men may pray, but they pay every pleasure with a pain. ~William Henley



Carelessness doesn't bounce; it shatters. ~Hartman Jule



The groves were God's first temples. ~William Cullen Bryant, "A Forest Hymn"