Darren McFadden Is A Clown

Remember those crazy qoutes about Darren McFadden that came out during the SEC Media Days in July? Just in case you don't, here is a little refresher:

"Last Halloween, the most recognizable 19-year-old in the state went to his classes in complete disguise. Wearing a clown suit, complete with rainbow wig, oversized glasses, a fake cigar, striped shirt, enormous yellow pants and wide suspenders, McFadden could have struck a Heisman pose and still remained anonymous."

Man, that sounds hysterical. Too bad no pictures ever turned up of tha...wait, you found what?

That's right, here is Darren McFadden in all his be-clowned glory. Enjoy. (Click for a larger version)






You Might Also Like:
Yao' Wedding Invitations
OJ Simpson's Strange Week
Cleveland Cavaliers Rapper Lookalikes


Bookmark WTB!
Press [Ctrl + D]

Paparazzo: Levi Brown Seems Fun

Offensive linemen never get any of the fame and glory. I mean, even the most famous linemen aren't really celebs. I honestly don't think I could pick Walter Jones out of a lineup for the life of me. Why is this? Well, in today's sports climate it takes more than just being a good player to be famous; you have to be a personality, and most offensive linemen are boring.

Which brings us to Cardinals' first rounder Levi Brown. Do you know anything about Levi Brown? Nope, me either. I do know though, that Levi seems like an interesting character from these pictures. Enjoy:











Wait...wasn't he drafted by the Cardinals, not the Bucs?

You Might Also Like: Yao's Wedding Poster

Bookmark WTB!
Press [Ctrl + D]

Paparazzo: David Wright

Someone needs to pull this girl aside and teach her how to smile. Also...do you really need to shove a ball in his face when you are already getting a picture with him? Yeesh.

Paparazzo: Jose Reyes

I always thought that Jose Reyes was an underachiever. This picture just proves it.

Paparazzo: Dontrelle Willis

Well played Dontrelle, well played.

Paparazzo: Robinson Cano

A really nice picture all in all, but where the heck are you Robinson? A dirty kitchen?

Paparazzo: LeBron is Awkward

Do you remeber when you were at that weird stage in development, when you just didn't know what to do with yourself? For example, if someone took a picture of you, you would always do the same dumb thing, over and over again, as a reflex? Or is it just me that has 87,000 pictures from high school where I am making the exact same facial expression in every single one of them? Well, at least I know one person feels my pain: LeBron James, and his seeming obsession with the number four.

Paparazzo: Chuck Liddell

I'll take "Vulgar Hand Gestures" for 200 Alex.



And since we feel bad for him getting whupped last night...here is a pic from better days Chuck.

Paparazzo: El Duque

Since Orlando Hernandez pitched so well last night, we though we would give him a shout out here at Paparazzo. So here is a photo of El Duque at an autograph session from when he was with the Yankees. This kid's face says it all: "Are you serious mom? This guy is killing da Yanks right now!!!"

Paparazzo: Miguel Cabrera

Here is Miguel Cabrera, replete with lady friends and....good gawd man, what on earth are you wearing?

Paparazzo: Chris Henry

Look for this feature to be a regular here on Winning the Turnover Battle. Enjoy these pics of pros out on the town and mainly accompanied by young women that want to marry them. Or just be platonic friends finally thankful for someone they can dissect Coleridge poetry with. But probably the former.