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Saturday, June 23, 2007

The Conquering Hero: Fighting Evil


When we last saw our hero, Ian Snell had just finished a complete game against the Texas Rangers. The performance dropped Snell's ERA to 2.63, which now stands as the fourth best ERA in the National League. Since that time however, our valiant hero has come into direct conflict with the forces of evil. Evil manifested in a stove. Snell burned his finger while cleaning his stove and was forced to miss his scheduled start on Tuesday. Snell has now recovered and is set to start tonight against the Angels and Kelvim Escobar. So will our hero, after having repelled the attempts of evil to derail him, be able to continue his run at an All Star game appearance? Of course he will, this is Ian Snell we are talking about after all.

The Conquering Hero, Season to Date:
W-L: 6-4
ERA: 2.63
WHIP: 1.14
QS%: .79
K/9: 7.34